Game Reviews

Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow Review!

The games that started it all! There is proberly no point me reviewing these games because everyone owns a copy and I am sure that no one needs convincing to buy it! But here goes nothing!
You play a character call Ass (but it is better calling the character by your first name so when you trade a Pokemon to anyone else it will always carry your name!) You catch these little creatures call "Pokemon" which you train to do your bidding (Like the Wicked Witch of the West's Flying Monkeys!) You battle Gym Leaders to get badges so you can qualify for the Pokemon League! After winning the league you try to catch all Pokemon to fill your Pokedex so Professor Oak can write an encyclopedia on all 150 Pokemon and doing this you become the ultimate Pokemon Master! To fill your Pokedex you must trade Pokemon between versions
as a different set is on each version!
Pokemon Yellow is basically a tarted up version but is better than Red and Blue!



Pokemon Gold/Silver Review

This is basically Pokemon Two! It is a bit the same (battling wise) but still worth buyiny! YOU MUST BE SOME
SORT OF MONSTER RANCHER FAN IF YOU DON'T BUY THIS GAME!!! The extras are 100 brand new Pokemon, new moves, my favourite Pokemon Snorlax has improved! After using the Rest move, instead of being useless for a few turns, he attacks in his sleep with the move Snore!
The animation has improved no end and it is in colour! The story in Pokemon Gold/Silver is different and better than the story in Red/Blue/Yellow!
There is also the element of time added, like some events are held on certain days! When you are playing during the night, it is night in the game, and different Pokemon appear at night!
You can also breed Pokemon! Breed two Pikachus and you get a baby Pikachu called Pichu!



Pokemon Stadium Review!

Ever wanted to battle your Pokemon in 3D? Well now you can, "But how will my Pokemon get on my N64?" I hear you cry! Shut up crying and let me tell you about the Transfer Pak! You plug your Gameboy Game Pak into a contraption called the Transfer Pak which you plug into the bottom of your Joypad! You then can beat your friends in glorious 3D (but only if you follow my ultra cool tips!)
After hours of battling you can relax and play a load of mini games, for example Run Rattata Run, join the rat race and win (lets face it, your friends are proberly crap at anything!) you race Rattatas and that is basically it!
there other mini games but I am too lazy to list them here! You can also battle all the gym leaders again! You can also participate in Stadium matches and win rare Pokemon (Squirtle, Charmander, Bulbasaur, etc.) There is also the function of playing Pokemon on you TV! (Pokemon Gold/Silver CANNOT be played)
Altogether, this game is a rather good buy!


Pokemon Snap Review

An unusual concept! Lets take Photos of Pokemon!... Who ever thought of this should keep taking the pills! I am sorry to say that this, is a bit to easy! I completed it in just ONE day, and the next day I reset it, and I completed it again! Not all 150 Pokemon are here but Snorlax is in there, even Mew! There is not alot I can say about this game apart from it is ALOT of fun! Just buy it and regret it later!


Pokemon Pinball Review!

Pinball!...What is this the 80's?... You'll be surprised! The most addictive Pokemon game which is hours of fun but not just for you! My whole family love playing it, I am still trying to beat my brothers Hi-score! Every Pokemon is here (none from Gold/Silver) which means it has got one hell of a playing time!
Using the infa-red thingy you can trade Hi-scores with your friends! I cannot offer any tips here, what do you expect?...it is different every time! You'll just get good at it! "My God that sounds a mighty fine game!" I hear you squel! But that isn't it! It contains a Pokedex, and a built-in Rumble Pak! Yes...you heard me correctly! All I got to say is... BUY THIS GAME GOD DAMMIT!